Troy's definitions
by Troy May 3, 2003
Get the cakesmug. When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
by Troy April 23, 2003
Get the Red Cum Dragonmug. 
What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.
by Troy October 19, 2008
Get the Douchecockmug. The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".
We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p
We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p
by Troy January 5, 2004
Get the volleyballmug. A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.
Refer to definition.
by Troy June 19, 2005
Get the cell phonemug. by Troy January 21, 2005
Get the jakeishmug.