Swank

A substance that is ten times more addictive than marijuana. However, not as irresistible as salmon puffs.

“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: ‘Swank’”.

by Lanky J March 26, 2023

Hybrid term. Combination of head/blow job (suck) and hand job (wank).

She gave my dick a passionate swank while driving, stroking my shaft and sucking my nob.

by arnaesthetic April 7, 2021

swank

Did you see swank this month bro, that group spread was awesome!

by Im white 88 October 8, 2003

Did you hear about Clyde getting caught making up words? He got swanked by Sylvia.

by Sylvia20782 November 26, 2007

"That new lady you dating decent?"
"Yeah, she's swank."

by Deus822 May 16, 2013

Cool,Or hot, Or awesome. Mostly used in comments to people or music..like jazz music. I have heard many brittsh rock bands say it.

by Kaylee April 20, 2005

The art of having a fantastically swift wank.

Steve: I hate adverts on the TV, what the hell do I do with myself for the next 30 seconds?

Jenny : shut the fuck up and have a swank.

by KingPryle September 23, 2010