8 definitions by Lanky J
‘Shadow’, a predominantly black and red hedgehog from the Sonic franchise. A term retarded n00bs who only know of Sonic and Tails use.
n00b: ‘Oh my god that Black Sonic is the coolest.’
Cultured person: ‘That’s Shadow, you faker. Don’t show your pathetic face around me ever again.’
Cultured person: ‘That’s Shadow, you faker. Don’t show your pathetic face around me ever again.’
by Lanky J November 24, 2021
‘The Vibe’ of something will guarantee victory in legal proceedings, especially in Australian courthouses.
by Lanky J April 5, 2023
When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
A Brazilian piece of trash who appears nice at first, but leeches off your family and makes said family member ghost you. Will most likely make people want to slice his throat and feed to your doggos. Everyone hates him and wants him to die.
by Lanky J August 27, 2019
by Lanky J March 7, 2023
Ron Swanson's swingin', blues-playing alter-ego.
“As always, it is a thrill to be here during this wishing hour with you lovely ladies. Now relax, and let the Duke Silver Trio take you on a little journey…to yourself”
“Find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz”
“Find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz”
by Lanky J August 28, 2023
Watch out for the fastest thing alive, the blue blur, the blue nuisance, the blue devil, that faker: Big Blue!
by Lanky J April 14, 2023