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Having the biggest dick.
I love to suck a guy with a Spencer!
Spencer by Bob Enforciory October 24, 2008
An asshole who will make you as happy has possible for almost 6 months then leave you for 3 girls that are way out of his league. One of the girl's cousins is the reason why you went through therapy for an entire year.
Friend 1: Damn, you really got hurt by Spencer.
Friend 2: Yea, he really turned into an ass. I thought you two were perfect. His whole family loved you.
Spencer by a salty ex June 7, 2018
A loaf of cornbread. Would rather play Fallout than lose his virginity.
Ethan : "hey my bwother Spencer is in the top 100 in pixel gun 3D

Joe: "YOUR BROTHER IS A LOAF OF CORN BREAD!!!"
Spencer by 🅱oston Ross May 18, 2018
Has a penis so large that there are not enough words on the planet earth to describe it
Is spencer black because his cock is the size of an f-150 pick up
Spencer by BigNgaWithAIDS November 26, 2018
A hot brunette boy who will break the fuck out of your heart.
Girl: did you see spencer making

Out with that blonde?
Girl 2: yeah, that shit fucking hurt
Spencer by Indira November 25, 2019
Spencer: One weird ass kid with some cool ass eye brows. He's a good friend and can crack some dank jokes. Everybody loves this guy and loves to roast this guy. He's an all around home boy, who's name sounds like splinter.
A: What's that kid doing humping a water Mellon?
B: eh nobody knows. He's such a Spencer.
Spencer by Mindfuck111 July 27, 2016