the present

What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.

Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past

by hittaJ March 20, 2017

present it

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.

Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!

by polos June 10, 2008

presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.

by Almost Audible June 30, 2003

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 28, 2020

Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid

Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.

by chasepatrick April 4, 2011

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004