Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

Needle Shits Old Fart by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Old Man Fart 

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.

"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"

Old Man Fart by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

Old man fart 

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

Old man fart by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.

“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”

grow old and fart by the_fatherless_child_112233 December 19, 2021

old_grandpa_fart 

Old_grandpa_fart is an amazing user on tiktok. Their first video showing cringe videos of 2019-2021 got masses of views. Currently, it is at 474.6k views and 123.8k likes.

Person 1: “Did you see old_grandpa_fart’s new video today?”
Person 2: “Yes! It was on my for you page.”

old_grandpa_fart by That.tiktok.girl September 5, 2021

Old farts matter 

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

Old farts matter by Kingofdick June 9, 2020

Old Fartful 

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007