Grandma

An old woman that makes you so mad you yell at her saying "STOP PISSING IN MY CORN FLAKES!!!"

Me:My grandma's pissing in my corn flakes
Jucenda:Is she really pissing in you corn flakes?!
Me:No >_>

by Neko Kidd September 24, 2011

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd July 19, 2005

Grandma

Short for the liquor shot Grand Marnier.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my mouth.

by Ryrob March 7, 2005

grandma

Code name for marijuana, used by whitey.

Come over and watch tv with us tonight, grandma will be visiting!

by pables64 January 9, 2008

grandma

slow, lethargic, laggy

man... that shiet's grandma

by 9.6+ May 13, 2005

grandma

(interjection) Used in exasperation, boredom, happiness, or surprise.

Example: OH MY GRANDMA!

by Grandson November 9, 2004

Grandma

An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.

My grandma's BO is worse than the smell of my ass crack after a week of no wiping.

by ijwahak December 29, 2005