19 definitions by Skin-Nerd

Top Definition
The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.
Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.
Look up Chelsea Charms on Google image search.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.
\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD
by Skin-Nerd July 16, 2005
A very, very awesome guitarist.
Turned 50 March this year and isn't showing any signs of stopping his awesome music.
People wish they could play guitar like Angus Young.

That dream hasn't been reached by anybody yet.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
The year the internet was invented.
The end of synthesizer-abusing music.
The end of female singers singing terribly.
The end of out-of-focus music videos that used horrid speccial effects and made no sense.
The end of 1988.
Hooray for the 1989!
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
1) A whale found at Sea World, does shows 5 times a day.

2) An obese person.
1) Look at Shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!

2) Hey, here's a cookie, Shamu.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
A game that takes quite a chunk of space out of your computer, amounting it to nothing by the time the fourth expansion comes out. If your compy has the specs to run it, you'll have a reasonably fun time.
I spend more time downloading crap for my sims than playing it.
I've downloaded so much I can't even play anymore.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005

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