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Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Michael Masi's career 

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.
"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

Michael Keaton's Batman 

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.
Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

Michael Jackson's children 

Michael Jackson had 3 children, a set of twins- a boy N a girl, and a baby girl .

He had them with his Only wife HildaHvshki before she was immortalized 1994 , her name is Perpetua-Felicidad.
Michael Joseph Jackson's children is 3.
Michael Jackson have Twins.
Michael Jackson's children are wealthy.