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michael

There goes a Michael!
by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016
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Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*
michael has the best girlfriend
by wholly October 24, 2011
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The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.
Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.
by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017
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Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.
by rkptb February 4, 2010
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A guy who works at home depot with no education and is a nobody
Dam he is such a michael
by Homedepot is all i can get August 29, 2017
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the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
michael is a common boring average name
by slayerr August 30, 2007
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michaels very attractive gets all the ladies attention . but is a cheating whore that is desperate for sex . literally will pay for sex u desperate ass bitch . he’ll be in a relationship with someone and still go out of his way and ask for another girls nudes just for it to get out to the entire school and for the girl to be embarrassed and just an emotional reck all bc michael petite thought it would be cool to let it out into the world that he got nudes from a 14 year old. lame ass who tf carries nudes in middle school kids still busting out piss and u happy u for nudes counting up all the nudes in ur phone cocky ass bitch . and most importantly who tf loses their virginity in middle school little ass kids spreading their legs to peanut sized penis . y’all nasty asf .

-SMMS
girl: i’m dating michael he likes me i can’t believe it !!

friend: ur gross go die .
by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019
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