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The most handsomest person in the entire world. He owns 7 buggatis and each of his 13 pitbulls has its own mini mansion doghouse with a working jacuzzi and liscenced massage therapist. He makes 5.2 billion dollars a month and he has a very big house. He is a very sensative and sweet and cool and amazing and cool. Every woman within a 3 mile radius wants to be his girlfriend. He also founded microsoft.
Lowly peasant:gee whiz, I sure wish I could be as cool as michael
Also another lowly plebian: I know right? my girlfriend broke up with me 3 times becasue michael is just the most handsome person in the world. he is so handsome and amazing that even i want to be his girlfiren, and I am a straight male. michael ur so cool
by TRAP LORD DONALD March 4, 2019
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