Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

iPod telepathy 

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

iPod telepathy by permastoned September 19, 2009

iPod Nazi 

A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.

Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*

Jimmy: ...But...

Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?

Jimmy: No actually I do-

Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?

Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...

iPod Nazi by Tacosaurus Rex September 21, 2010

iPod slut 

A person who over uses an iPod that does not belong to them.

iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.

iPod slut by undividualist September 24, 2005

iPosse 

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

iPosse by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPod Touch 

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

iPod Touch by DunKSme October 1, 2007

ipod bungee jump 

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord

"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

ipod bungee jump by GoldFishCrackers May 3, 2010