Harvard 

A school for the nerdiest of nerds.

The valedictorian of my class went to Harvard.

Harvard by Mathura August 19, 2004

Harvard 

Yales' ridiculously overconfident douche of a cousin. School where you can work unbelieveably hard to get accepted, actually get accepted, then realize during the first semester you should've gone to Yale. Quite frankly, even Brown (shudder) would've been a better choice. In recent years people have realized hiring people simply because they went to Harvard is useless, as normally they have to pay to bring in a Yalie to do the job afterwards. Then they have to bring the Brown man (who is now a plumber) to show the Harvard man how to take a shit. In short, a school that (despite constantly being on top of superficial lists written by people who either went to or fear Harvard) is inferior both academically and athletically to Yale. Go BULLDOGS.

Tom: Sarah graduated from Yale last weekend.
Steve: Oh really, thats great!
Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in.

A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".

Harvard by Cass October 30, 2006

Harvard 

Home of the famous cheer against Yale during which Harvard was losing:

Harvard students: "That's all right, that's okay, you'll just work for us someday!"

Harvard by anon... April 28, 2005

harvard 

Safety school. Where Cornell rejects go.

Served, Set, and Spiked.

harvard by Nelly of Greendale February 12, 2005

harvard 

a place where aspiring black people go to get educated while their peers continue to hate on them on no basis whatsoever. many think that harvard kids are nerds who study all the time and have no lives but for a definition of those kids see HATERS.

--yo i met this bangin chic at this fly ass party last weekend. she's both sexy AND educated!

--yo where was this party at?

--it was at HARVARD!

harvard by Jo Mama September 29, 2004

Harvard 

a town in central massachusetts also known as "Apple Country". Bromfield, also home to the Massachusetts division 3 boys soccer champions, is located in this town and has some of the best teachers ever. Harvard is a rural town which has some very rich snobby people who deserve a kick in the face.

-Do you live in Harvard and go to Bromfield?
-Yep, i'm a Trojan, we DON'T break under pressure

Harvard by Will Sch April 23, 2006

Harvard 

To receive a blowjob

I got some Harvard from some random chick last night!

Harvard by Harvardinventor August 13, 2015