A pro wrestling Clown that ran in the WWF (now WWE) from late 1992 to early 1996. The gimmick was originally an evil, psychotic clown played by Matt Borne, best known for his work in Portland and in Mid-South during the 1980s. This Doink spawned several other Doinks. The second Doink, also evil, was played by Steve Keirn, best known for his work in Florida and Memphis with Stan Lane as the Fabulous Ones during the 1980s. These Doinks feuded with Crush (formerly of Demolition; real name Bryan Adams, most recently of the team Kronik). Doink started getting bigger face (good guy) reactions from the crowd and was turned face. Steve Lombardi, best known as the Brooklyn Brawler, took over the gimmick for a short time, until Gary Fall, aka Ray Apollo or Ray Licaccelli, took over the gimmick full-time. Doink turning face is generally considered to be the moment when the Doink gimmick lost its edge and its coolness. The addition of his midget sidekick Dink didn't help matters. The good Doink feuded with Bam Bam Bigelow, who deserved better. Other wrestlers who have donned the Doink disguise at one point or another are Jeff Jarrett, Shane Douglas, Dusty Wolfe, the Bushwhackers, Men on a Mission and Midwest indy workers Terek the Great and Truth Martini.
At WWF WrestleMania IX, Doink the Clown (Matt Borne) d. Crush with help from a second Doink (Steve Keirn).
by Jason Kreitzer March 29, 2005
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Another name for the male penis. Usually only used if the penis is a talented one that can inflick massive pleasure for the sexual partner at that time. Someone can call their penis "Doink" only if they have never had even a medial compliment. it must be amazing!
Hey baby!! dont bite to hard on the doink!

Don't make me come overthere and throw some Doink down!

It's FREEZING outside and my Doink aint a bit shriviled!

Imma smack that hoe in the forehead with my Doink!

She took all but three fingers of my doink down her throat!
by iknowyourspot February 25, 2010
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A doink is typically imagined worldwide as a fat spliff, or doobie depending on where you're from.

E.g. "Alright bud, fancy a fat doink", " fuck yeah!".
Alright bud, fancy a fat doink? Oh hell yeah PAL.
by Ion Lad October 26, 2017
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a lovable buffon who makes lots of mistakes. Sort of like a klutz but only verbally. Ususally only pertains to foreigners.
"doink. Thats not how you use that word."
by bunny November 14, 2003
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To miss a field goal by hitting the posts in an American football field goal.
Cody Parkey just double doinked the game winning field goal
by Cody Parkey January 7, 2019
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Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.
Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?
by tearsintherain January 17, 2009
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