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Do-A-Cahill 

To Do-A-Cahill, is to, whilst playing football, sneak into the box numerous times in a season and leap higher than everyone else to bury header after header, on route to European Qualification. Originates from Tim Cahill during 04/05 Premiership Campaign
And the 3 foot six runt ghosts in the box to "do-a-Cahill" and beat the 7'6 giant in the air before thundering a header into the top corner.
Do-A-Cahill by Ren Ball September 12, 2005
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do a stephen 

To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.
Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"

Do a Varcoe 

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.
F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!
Do a Varcoe by Sam Varcoe October 17, 2008

do a nest 

she do a nest in bananas. good mom. cumfy bananas.
do a nest by dogmeat78 June 29, 2017

do a buck 

1) To drive at 100 miles per hour.
2) To anally violate a male deer.
(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
do a buck by Nick D November 12, 2005

do a jorge 

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

do a number on 

I'm not surprised you're tired out; this job can really do a number on you at times.
do a number on by hal5664 December 20, 2008