A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"
Crocks are so Crocking hidious!
by YoungYulia August 31, 2006
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The combination of a crow and a male reproductive organ
After unzipping his trousers, Louise immediately regretted enquiring as to what John had meant when he said, "We can check out my crockery if you like?".
by Quinny1989 February 13, 2008
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Acronym - COCK made of ROCK - Cock+Rock
A rock Hard cock
I slammed my crock into her cavity last night
by Skinwhip March 18, 2005
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Portmanteau of 'commercial' and 'rock'. A band, and/or style of music, that has a few tracks off an album played ad naseum on a commercial Top 40 station, and most other tracks played on a real music station (one that plays good music).
A: Do you like Jet?
B: Nah, they seem to crock.
by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006
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The area between your crotch and your crack. Also referred to as taint
My crock hurts after riding my bike for 4 hours.
by reddogs25 August 30, 2008
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An adjective referring to something that is very good, "mint" or otherwise positive. Most commonly used among young hipsters of today's youth.
Person 1: "I miss snap bracelets!"
Person 2: "Those were crock beyond belief."
by Crockin'Pot August 20, 2010
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Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.
I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...
by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010
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