by chasedadcaptainds April 3, 2008
A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
by wax-paper peace-pipe boy July 2, 2009
One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter
Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
by ParrosNation May 29, 2011
by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
by Eris June 22, 2003
Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.
Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
by Nick D September 1, 2004
A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.
When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.
by psychicoctopus August 7, 2004