Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

by Tommy C July 21, 2005

blap-blap

VERB; the act of a man swinging his nutsack back forth without using his hands, thus when the sack swing back hitting the taint it will result in the sound similiar to BLAP-BLAP

JOE SHOWED EVERYONE THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING BY DOING BLAP-BLAPS

by substance_gabriel November 25, 2010

blaps

mistake

"opps I made a blaps" South African surf term

by southafsurf October 28, 2009

Blap

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam

Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"

by Aceman110 March 24, 2017