applausible excuse 

An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.

Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.

applausible excuse by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

tongue applause 

A smacking noise made by your tongue and lips when bored.

“Bro I tried to have a conversation last night, but the only thing I did was tongue applause.“

tongue applause by Vaskhar May 27, 2020

wale applause 

A young man/woman who will never give up no matter what life throws. A honest and astute businessman. Knowledge junkie!

He is a Wale Applause.

wale applause by Omniscient 404 May 7, 2021

russian applause 

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female

Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause

russian applause by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

par-four applause 

Perfunctory applause motivated by a sense of obligation or politeness rather than from genuine enthusiasm or admiration.

Mary's version of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" generated only par-four applause from the karaoke audience.

par-four applause by von Trips August 29, 2009

Applause 

A worse version of "the clap"
meaning to say that this person has HELLA stds.

this bitch tiffany doesn't just have the clap, she has the applause!

Applause by Katy Cheyenne April 21, 2010

vaginal applause 

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

vaginal applause by Hgray May 31, 2011