Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

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by Kiss May 04, 2003

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by Darthanton99 January 11, 2017

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019

Someone who uses a cane to tell if there’s a foul/penalty and typically calls things on the opposite team just to piss them off.
by Jdbekbxh November 14, 2019
