Pooed On 

To be tricked, played, insulted, or otherwise outdone.

John: hey Jane, wanna go on a date this Friday?
Jane: with who? you?
John: obviously.
Jane: obviously not.

Clearly John got Pooed On.

Pooed On by GamerGuy631 April 1, 2009

Pootential 

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

Pootential by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

Pontecarlo 

The town of Pontefract's affectionate name. Dubbed 'Pontecarlo' due to it's striking resemblance to Monte Carlo, with it's beautiful scenery and vibrant night life. The peak attraction for the evening being 'Big Fella's', a classy discotheque of the highest order. Twinned with Casvegas (Castleford, Yorkshire), Pontecarlo's rival sibling.

Let's go live up the high life in Pontecarlo down biggies!

Pontecarlo by Chiefbaker June 10, 2011

Pooberty 

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

i pooted 

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

i pooted by Oz1 August 8, 2007

Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006