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Jack off 

Look at porn and rub your dick because you cant actually get any real pussy.
Zach cant get sex so he went to "jack off"
Jack off by hambone_shs94 July 29, 2009

Jack Off 

What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.
- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..
Jack Off by amii;; April 27, 2006

jack off 

when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.
noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot
jack off by Olivia July 18, 2004

jack off 

to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around
I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it
jack off by Anonymous October 29, 2002

jack off 

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.
It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.
jack off by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

jack off 

A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show.
(aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off)
The Bam show is a Jack off.
jack off by kinogottx July 9, 2004