145 definitions by GuidoPosse69

buddah

Urban slang for marijuana. May also be spelled buddha.

He's selling buddah if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

by GuidoPosse69 February 3, 2005

jelloize

To take on the consistency of gelatin, as Jell-O does in the refrigerator.

This milk is starting to jelloize. It's time to get rid of it.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

exorcist

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.

Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.

by GuidoPosse69 February 17, 2005

Bush

A man who was not elected, but appointed to the American presidency, and has been responsible for thousands of deaths since.

Michael Moore is the only one who has been forthcoming in telling the truth about the scandalous, corrupt Bush administration.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

mount

To forcibly thrust the penis into the vagina.

After 3 months, Pepa finally allowed me to mount her.

by GuidoPosse69 March 4, 2005