When two black men are double penetrating a woman, one in the ass the other vagina, and both cum at the same time.
“John and Hamilton came over last night I had a great time, they both whoopie pied me! My holes were full of cum!😛”
by Whoopie Pie July 7, 2022
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It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…
by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023
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When someone shits in someone else's mouth and it mixes with their saliva, then rubs it over their torso as a mud covering
"Dude, we totally did a terricotta pie in bed last night."
by Lola18 April 14, 2015
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When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015
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The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.
Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.
by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021
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A zitty pie is a pie that is made of zit-mayonaise. It's really great, really.
Yesterday my mom made a zitty pie out of my zits.
by DonutCallMe May 15, 2018
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Every October 18th we celebrate the coolest kids birthday onna block
Example: Bro it cutie pie pozo appreciation day we should do something for him.
by CurlyPubes6996 August 29, 2019
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