Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 23, 2021

Douchie pooch

Someone or something you dislike

STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHIE POOCH

by Bluecube14 June 16, 2018

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 27, 2018

scoozy pooch

A typical blonde bitch skank that everyone at least knows one of. A scamp. Multiple partner skank.

Man, Jennifer Lawrence in the new hunger games movie is such a scoozy pooch.

by lsx7 March 20, 2014

Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016