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Fob

Fob is used when referring o someone dumb that won’t understand what your saying, won’t get a popular meme/ reference, or hasn’t seen the most popular trend yet
“...how many times do I have to tell you I don’t like her your fob”
“... you still haven’t seen it you uncultured fob”
“... I just told you what it means you ‘fob’”
by KelpoKrunch September 11, 2019
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Fob

Fresh off the boat

People who aren't white. This includes, but not limited to;
Cook Islanders
Samoans
Asians
Fijians
Basically anyone in the Pacific Ocean

Fobs are the best kinds of people. They know how to party, know how to cook, know their songs, can dance hella good and more. They mostly have huge pots and pans to cook for their huge families. ( Normally around 11-13 children ). They also cook for family events; e.g. Weddings, Funerals, Birthdays, White Sunday, New Years ect.

They are gansta and normally black people are jealous of them. Black people tend to hate on them and start fights because FOBS are too skuxx. There are alot of fights between Black people and FOBS. Black people tend to start fights 3 on 1 while a FOB is alone. But as soon as it's an even fight Black People run away to get more people because they are scared.

FOBS are muscular and strong. This is because they eat alot, but they are also doing work 24/7 to burn all the food and gain muscle. E.G; climbing coconut tress, mowing the lawn, Cleaning the house.

FOBS are the best dancers. From New Zealanders, Cook Islanders, Samoans, Tongans ect. The girls can move their hips; a real turn on. But the boy's fire dance is too die for. The boys learn the fire dance and can get alot of exercise from practising. This also helps to burn the food off. Traditional dances are preformed at weddings, birthdays, new years, Christmas and other events.
"damnn look at that FOB"
"Damn she thick, and look at the way she moves her hips"

"Look at how they are doing that fire dance, how do they move their legs like that?"
"They must be FOB"
by Emanea May 23, 2018
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Fobs

Fob stands for Fresh Off the Boat and is a slang term that is used to refer to a south pacific islanders such as the Polynesians, Micronesians and Melanesians. (It is not offensive)
Person 1: Hey look its a group of fobs

Person 2: Oh yeah, aren't they called islanders?
Person 1: Yeah but you can also call them fobs, its just a slang term to call a group of islanders

Person 2: Oh right!
by your nan g November 29, 2017
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fob

Abbreviation for "fresh off the boat." It refers to people who are new to a country. The phrase however, can be offensive depending on the circumstance; Esp. to those trying to assimilate. This phrase (in my opinion) is suitable only for those who choose NOT to incorporate the new culture into their own & feel no shame in looking goofy or weird in public. For example, that super horny and creepy dude you see on the street staring at every single female he sees.
"Hey man, chill out with the staring. You are fob af."
by khan03001 February 28, 2018
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FOB

Fucked Once Buddy: Someone who was at one time, just a friend but you had sex with, no longer making him just a friend or a fuck buddy/significant other.
OJ Simpson is my most recent FOB.
by AreYouForR3AL February 19, 2017
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Gay fob

When a straight guy has gone bi before, he has collected a gay fob.
He has a gay fob on his keychain.
by Joshnky89 May 2, 2016
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Wannabe FOB

Wears adidas track pants, adidas track jackets, and either Superstars or Converse. Hair is usually dyed blonde/brown. Listens to K-pop and watches Korean dramas. Hangs out with other FOBs. Basically a hivemind. Usually goes to Chipotle, Starbucks, or Yogurtland in spare time. Posts pictures of food on Instagram with their new iPhones that daddy got for them.
Guy 1: Do you see that wannabe FOB?
Guy 2: Yeah look at her with her adidas trackpants and brand new iPhone.
by Swagadillian Manifesto September 18, 2016
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