"FUFB!" A chalk message on my platoons vehicles that loosely translates to "F#@k yoU FoBbits!
When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.
It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
Hey SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!
(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this muhfucka yeh!
Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"