Thwap

Noise emitted from semen dripping off a gay mans forehead after being smacked with an ejaculating penis.

After Adam poured his man love all over Steve's face, the loud thwap echoed through the hallways after the semen hit the floor.

by Shadows A tNight April 18, 2006

thwaps

Crude definition of the female mammory glands. Its origina is close to that of "Baps" which means the same thing.

Pronounced "th-waps"

Most often used when trying to exemplify how huge or great they are. So baps would be on one level but if desribed as "thwaps" it takes extra tongue dexterity to pronounce thus more effort thus ramming home the fact that these breasts were far out of this world.

The thwaps on that chick are huge.

by Track7 May 13, 2005

Thwap

The pristine sound of a perfectly executed beer pong shot in which the ball hits the water and the cup simultaneously, and as a result the opposition is unremorsefully splashed in the face.

As you release your shot..."Thwap!"

"I just thwapped that shit in your face nukka"

by Brooklyn House May 20, 2008

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

THWAP GAWD

The godlike feeling of mastering the quickscope technique with sniper rifles in PC FPS video games.

Sipping on Baja Blast, destroying the objective like an angry Thwap Gawd.

Note: aim assist kills do not feed the THWAP GAWD. 🤷 ♂️

Extra points if salty chat echoes: "quickscoping's not real sniping!"

"Calm down KAILUKU, there's no need to immediately go full Thwap Gawd"

by tweakyd March 25, 2024

Thwap

A song that is so good, you can't help but ascend.

Bro, that new single is such a thwap.

by DJ Thwapmaster March 5, 2020

Thwap

Used for anything that you deem desirable.
Can be used as a verb or noun, or anything at all. This word cannot be actually spelled, it is just the Thwap.

Example:
Bryan: Yo Messiah you really the thwap.
Messiah: Nah what I’m eating right now is the thwap.

by hayitsmelee13 October 2, 2025