The Internet 

Where the good go to die.

Jim: I went and posted some of my music on the internet the other day, and when i went to check on the comments, i found many calling me a homosexual. Time for me to an hero.

The Internet by bAiDeN March 19, 2009

The Internet 

1) Full of people who think their opinions mean something

2) The worst thing to happen to the English language since SMS

1) Argh, the internet is good most of the time, but if I have to see a link to ONE MORE BLOG...

2) l33tn00b: OMGGZZ, I LIEK NTSP33K!!
highway to mel: Learn to spell, you backwards dumbarse fuckwit.

The Internet by highway to mel April 17, 2006

the internet 

teh interwebs

guy 1: when did the internet become a shithole.
guy 2: o u mean teh interwebs. lol

the internet by billymuthafuckinmays February 1, 2009

the internet 

The ultimate downfall of humanity.It has sneakishly worked its way into our lives , consuming the time of many people. From there , it will manifest itself into a person who will assume total control of everyone who used the internet and overthrow the government and start a new world order.That said , have fun kiddies .. because when the internet takes over , you're going to wish you were never born.

Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.

Person : Dude , come on , lets go catch a movie or something , the internet will always be here , get out and live life.

Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.

the internet by Suede Cleaner August 31, 2008

The Internet 

Where men go to pick up chicks.

Girlfriend: "What's wrong with spending time on The Internet?"

Boyfriend: "Men only go there to pick up chicks, you know."

The Internet by Lynnleerae July 21, 2014

the internet 

The internet is a series of tubes;

Not a big truck.

The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.

the internet by Weakpoints February 10, 2008

The Internet 

See also pornography

I went to my friends house and we watched shemale,furry,big titty porn on the internet

The Internet by C.D's September 20, 2017