snark

A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.
I'm being attacked by snarks! Too many to shoot, gotta run for a ladder to get away from them!!!
by Ric C May 25, 2005
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snark

A smart ass remark made by wanna be hipsters who think they cloak their douchebaggery in a self important sense of fey cleverness and ironic witticism.

Usually those who make "snarky" remarks , can expect to receive a punch to the face , which usually results in cries of injustice, inevitably leading to an apology for bleeding all over the aggressors shirt after being punched again for being a whiny little bitch.
That hipster douchebag made some snarky remark , so I punched him in his skinny pants face. He started crying so I hit him again, then he apologized for bleeding all over my shirt like the little bitch he is.
by VousEnculez April 16, 2009
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snark

A often-overused phrase that originally meant a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm. Now, spreading like crabs at a whorehouse to even the real world, it signifies the horrifying end of real humor as we know it.
OMG! They said "Snark" on Entertainment Tonight!! Oooh, snap! Shout-out!
by AfterBirth April 29, 2006
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Snarks

Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.
OMFG the snarks!!1!
by WWGFD May 06, 2009
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Snark

(n) A cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.

(v) The act of smoking said cigarette
Yo nigga you trying to snark a snark? I'm finna elevate this buzz
by Honkydorie July 02, 2016
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Snark

A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.
Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?
by marekhud July 14, 2010
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Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.
When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"
by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016
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