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A southern term for a hot tub sex party. The amount of people can be from two to however many fit in the tub. The seafood reference is clams which resemble vaginas, and the sausage reference doesn’t really need an explanation.
Mary Beth invited me to a seafood and sausage gumbo at her house because she wanted to break in her hot tub right.
by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021
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A term used in the south for a clothing forbidden hot tub party that is meant to turn into a sex party. (The sea food reference has to do with clams, and I don’t really need to explain the sausage reference)
I can’t wait to go to the seafood and sausage gumbo at Christina’s tomorrow. I heard Mary Beth is gonna be there and she’s been looking fine lately.
by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021
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When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.
Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.
by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020
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When someone just keeps talking and talking about uninteresting things and won’t take hints that you want them to shut up.
Nancy was driving me crazy the other day. I just wanted her to shut up, but she was hell bent on reciting the dictionary.
by MacPherson McFly June 26, 2021
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The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.
Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.
by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021
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A complement sandwich is when you have a negative thing to tell someone, but you sandwich it between two complements.
My boss came up to me today and said "I love your tie! You suck at your job. Great catch at the softball game!"

Thanks for the compliment sandwich, jerk.
by MacPherson McFly July 1, 2021
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A pet, most often a dog, but possibly a cat, bird, ferret etc, who follows you into the kitchen or when you’re eating hoping that you will drop scraps of food that they can eat.
Every time I make breakfast my crumb shark of a dog stands between me and the stove hoping I drop some food.
by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020
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