schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

a rotten milk like substance that forms under and or around a uncircumsized penis

"will you please lick the schmegma off my obese crotch"

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle

Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!

by ms sheperoni March 10, 2003

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

by huntdizzle October 13, 2008

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

by robponz March 1, 2008

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

by Anonymous September 21, 2003