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People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.
How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.
by Kidneybean00 February 05, 2017

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When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.
Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?
by Szechuan Wheat December 08, 2009

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