Salesman 

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

Salesman by Zorro January 25, 2005

Salesman 

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

Salesman by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

musical salesman by keago October 10, 2005

used car salesman 

one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon

sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run

used car salesman by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

Car Salesman 

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

Car Salesman by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018

snake oil salesman 

Any salesman from the greater Sacramento area that sells:
A: thinge that don't exist
B: things they don't have or
C: trailer parts

God damn I hate that George, he sure is a snake oil salesman

snake oil salesman by i hate liars February 4, 2007

Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

Mushroom Salesman by Zapot April 4, 2010