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problematize 

The ridiculous act of having things so good in society that one must make up reasons for conflicts or problems.
We must problematize the fact that the sky is blue, it's unfair to the other colors of the visible light spectrum. It's called ROYGBIV Karen not Blue Supremacy!
problematize by DeezNutz)) November 2, 2018

Masturbation Proclamation 

a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence

Masterbation Proclamation 

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

Masturbation Proclamation 

Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"

problematic

used mainly by the woke group of people. 99% of the time it is used to call out a non-existent problem in society, or by antis to complain about fiction they don't like.
Bob: hey dude I just saw the dumbest vice article. they are claiming losing weight is "problematic" and "fatphobic"
Steve: I fucking hate vice, it's like they are entirely staffed by a bunch of 14 year old white girls that get offended by everything
problematic by p.p. erect January 22, 2022

urination proclamation 

a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing
"Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!"