by Shneven December 12, 2011
Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
by Mistahtom September 3, 2005
by Jaw69 November 25, 2015
During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet
by DLams May 30, 2007
To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between
by Jaxattax May 10, 2017
gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.
man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010
by Trey Davis March 17, 2005