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Definitions by Mistahtom

Border Gay 

Stephen Colbert called his gay illegal immigrant guest "Border Gay."
Border Gay by Mistahtom July 15, 2011

San Diego Thank You

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.

Circle Derp 

The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.
User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.

User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.

User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.
Circle Derp by MistahTom March 26, 2010

Palin American

A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard
Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
Palin American by Mistahtom February 13, 2010

Dork It Up 

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.
Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!
Dork It Up by mistahtom July 23, 2006

get off the short bus 

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.
Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin 

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.
Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.