nerf

The act of cumming up your partner's nostrils after anal copulation. Term derives from the sound one makes after breathing in the cum
(Example) - 'breathes in',"NERF! SHNARF! COUGH! COUGH!

"So I was with this chick and she thought I was gonna cum on her face, but I totally nerfed her and she gagged..It was sweet."

by PEERC February 26, 2010

nerf

Comes from star wars, "nerf-herder" meaning some one that cleans S***, often adopted in MMORPGS for things being made worse

"they nerfed my powers"

by Alucart July 29, 2004

nerf

something made worse by gay people

stop nerfing my cake, you gay

by ipwnu September 25, 2005

nerf

A term used if you play World of Warcraft when the newest patch took a feature away from the gameplay. The most recent nerf was the night elf cat mount, which doesn't roar when you press the spacebar any more.

Player 1: dude, they nerf'd the cat mount roar!!!
Player 2: ...whut!? NOWAI!!!1
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Player 1: omg they've gotta nerf the fact that dr00ds can dismount their flying mount and pop into flight form lyke that
Player 2: yarly

by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008

nerf

"No repercussions fuck"

The type of relationship you want with a sexual partner you're never going to see again.

Rick: Hey man, would you do Paris Hilton?
Jake: Man that bitch is nasty. But I'd probably still nerf her.

by gaf2011 June 19, 2008

nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

by bumdharma July 30, 2013

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009