What white girls are to black men.
"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"
by jaxnajax March 19, 2009
Get the kryptonitemug. Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.
Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.
Kryptoingredients:
1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")
Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)
Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:
"See you tomorrow!"
An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.
Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.
Kryptoingredients:
1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")
Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)
Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:
"See you tomorrow!"
An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.
1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"
2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"
3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"
2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"
3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"
by samstorm88 May 05, 2007
Get the kryptonitemug. by goooooooogle bob October 14, 2006
Get the kryptonitemug. what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...
by Golem was a greedy stripper September 15, 2006
Get the kryptonitemug. Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.
"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
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Get the kryptonitemug.