Jp 

Jp is the name to the cutest, charming, love full, person in the world. If you ever meet one, you are a lucky on, if you ever get a chance to date him SAY YES! And never let go.

Person 1: Jp is such a sweetheart! I wish he loved me!
Person 2: I know! heard he has a girlfriend.
Person 1: Of course he does! He is amazing.

Jp by YOUR BOIIII May 17, 2018

JP 

when you Jaden Philpott a joke, running it dry until its just not funny

Danny: im so fucking high right now
everyone:HAHA
Jaden saying it for the 783rd time: im so fucking high right now
everyone:Well done you JPed the joke

JP by Croten101 April 23, 2021

jp 

most FUNNY and HOTTEST person on earth live, laugh, love jp!

Random boy: “have you heard the joke jp said today? Shit was funny as helll”
Random Girl: “I know! After seeing jp I instantly fell In love too!”

jp by vinnile July 21, 2021

JP 

Originally "Jizz in Pussy", Now commonly used as a slang term for sex, a hot girl, a group of girls (JP's).

Wow, I'd like to JP her!

Damn I need a JP..

JP by JP All Day June 11, 2007

JP 

A value of 9e99 km

A theoretical number that supposedly determines the length of Jordan's Penis. (Theoretical because no living person can confirm this) Many scientists have traveled great distances to determine the true value, but the feat has proved too impossible. By using calculations, scientists have approximated a number that may be close to the actual length of Jordan's Penis. God only knows how many men have lost their lives to discover if an end even exists. Trying to measure even a fraction of her/his penis institutionalised one of the words most renowned scientists for 3 months. The true value may never be know.

JP is the reason the Big Bang occured.

JP by Sole survivor December 16, 2011

Jp 

a big fuckin monkey that likes bananas and has a sexy dad

wow look at that fag jp

Jp by mankey fucker May 25, 2018

JP 

Ok, yeah, but what if you knew someone who goes by JP? You actually would be pretty lucky. JP is a kind, charismatic, young soul who gets along with everyone. EVERYONE. So if you have a JP in your life, you've been blessed by some unknown creature.

JP is one cool fella.

JP by Thisdudeisplainweird June 17, 2022