get Alex Jonesed 

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

get Alex Jonesed by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

keep up with the Joneses 

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.

Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

keep up with the Joneses by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020

joneses 

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something

I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York

joneses by cheryl August 20, 2003

bridget joneses 

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

bridget joneses by Gillygate September 12, 2008

jonsers 

epic nickname of the name jonathan

hey Jonsers! wanna play minecraft with da boyz?

jonsers by Minecraft_ayo_epic January 7, 2022

joneder 

To have homosexual tendencies. <adj>

It was so joneder when you took off your shirt at the party.

joneder by Won Inche September 25, 2007

Jonesey 

Iowa's #1 stunna.

Hey, it's Jonesey!

Jonesey by Lebron James March 30, 2004