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1. Jonesed
Verb.

To perform poorly. To screw-up.
Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.
2. Jonesed
Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.
whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!
3. jonesed
1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.
When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!
by cobra Mar 31, 2004 add a video
4. Jonesed
To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.
1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"
5. Jonesed
To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.
Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.
6. jonesed
to be misled or cheated.
The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

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