gurp

Verb: To make a mistake, to fuck up embarrassingly.
Noun: A mistake, a party foul.

Did you see ted spill beer all over janie? He totally gurped it!
Gurp move!

by Eric Biggidty October 9, 2007

gurp

SOME INDIAN KID WHO COULD HOGTIE YOU WITH HIS HAIR.

Guy 1: Man that kid has long hair
Guy 2: If only he was indian we could call him gurp!

by some red skin July 8, 2011

gurp

simply put: to vomit or throw up.

I gurped so fat off that moke snap last night. I was zorbing

by walrusjuice December 12, 2008

gurp

to chock on one's testicles

Your mom gurped on my balls last night

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

gurp

Onomatopoeic.
An attitude or situation causing a retraction of the lower jaw, potentialy causing drooling, and the resulting noise. Gawping.
Used on its own to describe a response to a given (stupid) situation.

man 1: 'So we were stuck on the road for over 30 minutes which was playing havoc with the sandwiches in that heat and...'

man 2: 'guuuurrrrrrrrp'

by Doghair February 26, 2004

gurp

To fool around, but not fuck.

'Did you bang her?'

'Naw man, we just got our gurp on and shit.'

by thm January 31, 2004

gurp

varient of gurper. from the dungeons and dragons creature called a Gurp. a dorky person.

Hey, don't gurp out on me now, put the stamp collection away.

by Doctor Awesome February 13, 2004