gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 May 27, 2007

Snooty Gristle

The term often used For a well known Gritty vagina worn from hard usage on daily occasions often when spotting these the jizz residue will reside on the gritty parts of a vaginas lip

I seen Tammies snooty Gristle... I'll never want to touch it smell it or see it again

by Fat_Back98 May 31, 2017

cunt-gristle

A generalized term of abuse - like twatwaffle, asshat, buttmuch, etc.

"Do you see that shit this cunt-gristle has been posting in the forum?"

by Mattshizzle74 March 30, 2008

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 9, 2011

Christmas Gristle

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

Jazz-gristle

A form of little-known jazz pioneered in the 1950s, combining earthy African-influenced rhythms with an ostentatious reflection of the growing materialism of the age.

The New Orleans jazz-gristle scene simmered in the summer of 1954.

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009