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mud crunchers

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?
mud crunchers by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

taco-cruncher 

taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.
White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!

cunt crunchies 

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.
When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
cunt crunchies by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.
While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.
nad cruncher by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

muff cruncher 

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

Kale Cruncher

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!
Kale Cruncher by Harriet M. July 28, 2017