ass monkey

a male having anal sex with another male

those 2 guys are ass monkeys

by barnbasher September 15, 2005

ass monkey

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne

jem dakeyne

some other lucky buggers

by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

ass monkey

One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.

In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.

Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.

by Squints August 9, 2004

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004

Ass Monkey

A driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle. A tailgater.

I wish that Ass Monkey would get off my tail!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

Ass-Monkey

1. One who exudes stupidity.
2. One who tries to be funny but fails miserably.

"The two people who submitted their versions of the definition before me (mojohojojomo and lee!) are a couple of reeeaaaalll ASS-MONKIES!!!"

by Bobo aka Bart Clocker the Fart Knocker March 24, 2004

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003