Definitions by Shelly

carrot shredder 

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

carrot shredder by shelly May 13, 2005

April 20 

The best day in the world!

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!

April 20 by shelly April 18, 2005

zimpick 

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

zimpick by Shelly April 3, 2005

714

Its the fucking OC dammit.

That girl that lives in the OC`s number is 714-blah blah blah

714 by Shelly April 3, 2005

Shelvis 

when one attains the qualities of elvis ( the hip shaking, and mighty fine good looks, etc. ) and their name happens to be shelly. thus SHELVIS

that girl really knows how to shake it, she must be a shelvis.

Shelvis by Shelly March 30, 2005

Frazer James

a psycho bloke who comes from Blackpool. When sober, is generally sarcastic - which to people he dont know, gives really bad first impressions , and is genreally good at computers. HOWEVER

feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.

Friend : hi Stu, who is your friend... he's a fuckin nutcase. He shouted to some bird that she was fit then her moche boyfriend jumpped on his back and cut his ear open... then he got headbutted by a police horse!!

Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James

Frazer James by Shelly February 3, 2005

guiche 

also know as the taint

taint your balls, taint your ass

guiche by shelly January 14, 2005