Shelly's definitions
Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
by shelly September 27, 2004
Get the cock blockermug. 
when your emotionally depressed . cant think about anything or anyone besides the peron who got you all pissed and loserish
by shelly July 23, 2004
Get the butthurtmug. 
by Shelly April 18, 2004
Get the cattywompusmug. when one attains the qualities of elvis ( the hip shaking, and mighty fine good looks, etc. ) and their name happens to be shelly. thus SHELVIS
by Shelly March 30, 2005
Get the Shelvismug.