butchers apron 

the union jack

you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron

butchers apron by salmonhardybucks October 28, 2010

meth apron

a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.

"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."

"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."

meth apron by riotgrraffe October 23, 2009

blacksmiths apron 

A blacksmith apron is the english terminology for a gunt. Basically this is when a females gut hangs over her genitals. Not an attractive look!

"Hey Rich T, look at em and her blacksmiths apron!"

blacksmiths apron by Malcy-Malc March 16, 2005

Grandma's Apron 

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.

Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.

Grandma's Apron by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

meat apron

(n) The abdominal folds of an obese woman that covers her pubic area. It must be lifted out of the way to access her private area.

That chick has a big meat apron! If I could bench 200 pounds, I'd be able to tag that ass.

meat apron by The Freakin Don August 25, 2006

mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

mother's apron by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

butcher's apron 

the blood soaked rag known as the union jack.

they used to fly the butcher's apron on Scottish courts till Siol nan gaidheal got it sorted and now they fly the Saltire!

butcher's apron by pax681 October 20, 2006