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Food that's sole purpose is to make one ridiculously obese. High in carbs, sugar and fat. Excessive consumption of apronage results in an unsightly, low hanging gut. see apron
Pronounced ape-rin-idge.
We got some chili fries, cookie shakes, cheese stuffed pickles, and gravy muffins. Real apronage!
by angeloslectricbeach June 09, 2010

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