dick weed

When a person smokes too mcuh weed and he grows weed on their pubes, if the conditions are right you will get dick chronic.

That guy is such a pot head that he grew dick weed.

by meaty, matthew January 25, 2008

Dick-weed

When the hair turns green and falls off, this is very rare. The weed is very expensive and valuble.

Bob: Where do you get dick-weed?
Tim: The Pope..

by MaryMustashfa September 22, 2009

"Dude, I want to smoke some dick weed."

by Dalhusky April 14, 2008

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

A dick that won't get hard.....
or a dick that is as soft as sea weed (not real weed) (real weed rocks!!)

My dick is as soft a sea weed, it must be a dick weed!

by Adam Betz May 12, 2010

"omg u shuld get tht Dick Weed checked out it culd leed to Dickifrenia"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 3, 2011

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 20, 2004